about us:
we're here to tell you an adventurous tale
of the high seas, leprosey, alcohol and jail.
let me introduce you to nick, a small little fella
with one glasseye and an arm shaped like an umbrella.
then theres christine, with one wooden peg leg
who just got with six midgets, but shes not one to brag.
then there is alexa, with a fetish for bees,
who flies around buzzing and makes honey in trees.
lastly theres tristan, who dates only cucumbers
if you're green and single, he'll ask for your number.
the adventurous tale will be told in due time
but first off, learn how to be cool, and everything will be fine.
